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Indian men are a unique breed. Dating Indian men, on the other hand, is a whole different story. Tricky and dangerous at the same time, here are 20 things you must know about dating an Indian man. The looks : When it comes to Indian men, it is hard to differentiate between a glance and a venereal stare. What's more, their eyes are talented enough to scan a female body within microseconds. Inherently faulty eyeballs? The wooing : Can someone please correct the definition of wooing for these men? The not-to-smooth moves : We wish Indian men would buy themselves Dating for Dummies already!
The unrealistic expectations : Yes, we went on a date with you. Yes, we enjoyed your company. No, it is not all right to p that we will sleep with you, marry you and produce offspring for you. False notions : Men Dating indian men to generalise women. The 'prince' treatment : Your parents treat you like a prince. Well, guess what. You are not even close! His mother : Nothing and no one ever supercedes the Indian mother. The smell : Indian men think that body odour is acceptable. Hence, they do a great job at slaying everything in their wake. If we placed smelly Indian men in a war zone, the enemy would automatically surrender before they die from the toxic fumes.
The clothing : Dating indian men is a given fact that Indian men are among the laziest creatures on the planet. Wearing the same clothes day after day gives is plain disgusting. To add to our misery, most of them also recycle their underwear by wearing them inside out.
Puke face. The spitting and pissing syndrome : We've seen men stop their cars in the middle of rush hour traffic, open their fly, pull out their appendage and piss on the road in full public view. Honestly, are they expecting a standing ovation?
Etiquette : Opening doors, dropping us home, waiting till we're dressed And just so you know, you'd be foolish to expect a 'Please' or 'Thank You. Sex : Coming from the land of Kama Sutra, we are ashamed to admit that Indian men know nothing about the female body, let alone are aware of what to do in bed.
Unfortunately for them, we are not porn stars and that's not how we like to have sex! Anti-friends : Why are they always scared of meeting our friends? Is it insecurity, ego issues or an inferiority complex? Be a man and face the fact that we have a life and it's okay to be involved in it. The possessiveness : Do not meet your friends, do not go that place, do not work in that office, do not eat that. Who the heck do they think they are?
We really don't need two d. His caste : You're both not the same caste, so it's not working out? What, are we living in the s? Other options : They are with you, but they still have the right to ogle at women passing by. Venereal stares are forgivable according to Indian men. So are sexual innuendos. Unless they are acted upon. The ego : Studies have shown that larger the ego, smaller the appendage. In fact, studies also show that men who honk a lot are sexually frustrated beings. Now you know. Arranged marriages : You will never be the one he marries because after all mommy insists on an arrange marriage for her prince.
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20 Reasons It's Hard Dating an Indian Man