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I went straight into the other wall. I still have a kink in my spine to this day. Afterward, when I went to the bathroom to pee, I heard him freaking out in the bedroom. We took all the blankets and sheets off the bed, and then it dawns on me…I had the condom. I started losing my shit.
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When I looked at what he was staring at behind me, it was one of the elderly ladies of the church. I totally forgot she would drop cans off every night for the homeless drive. She was staring up at the sky wondering where the voice had come from. I was terrified. Then he told me she wore glasses, so we were okay. We kept going after that. I just moved to a new town for college when I met this cute biker dude.
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One night I had to drive back to work because I forgot my phone under my desk. When I got there, he was just locking up. It was perfect. He locked the door and we banged on my chair like an actual porno. I quit a few months later, but I still remember that night and feel pretty good about myself. I told him my fire alarm had Crazy hot sex stories gone off Crazy hot sex stories home and I had to go.
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